So here is a little comic that i made from a class that we had. Most of the dialog is like what he said, the other is made up. If you can't read it here is what he is saying.
Doug: The feint attack is not always going to work. But when it does you could beat an Olympic fencer.
Doug: First things first is to find out what parry they will use. Tempt it put with your blade/lunge. Now this doesn't look very threatening now does it?
Doug: Neither is this. (Just looks lazy). So not threatening.
Doug: Now he is just laughing at you for how pathetic you look...
Doug: Now once he feels threatened he should present you his parry. Then you feint. Nows your chance.
Doug: To.. ATTACK
People in the comic.
Doug (the one talking obviously) * Reminds me of a combination of David Tennant and Vic Mignogna
Assistant ( can't remember his name
** If you are wondering what the guy is doing in panels 3+4, he was doing things that the Three Stooges did.
Tell me what you think. Might upload a colored version.